治愈小宇宙的疗程

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最后更新：2025-10-21 05:12:05

外表放荡不羁的星球富二代，遇一刚烈女子，无辜屁股被害，危在旦夕。在两个不靠谱的人格忽悠之下，他懵懂无知地开始了自己的拯救之旅。裸穿奇怪的小宇宙，招惹一堆用爱作死的反派，结交一群用剑挖坑的朋友。幸福和成功之路不停在施工，倒霉和捅娄子之旅总是乱入……

《治愈小宇宙的疗程》正文: NO.001坏蛋遇到刚烈之女; NO.002小宇宙之痒; NO.003三缺一不就是二吗; NO.004我竟活在狗诗里; NO.005去买个小行星当墓地吧！; NO.006奇怪宇宙的黑暗兔cao; NO.007光暗之战从小抓起; NO.008圣女的辛苦日常; NO.009随夜晚降临的还有坏蛋; NO.010震惊！坏蛋竟然做坏事; NO.011神使降临随身带了卧室; NO.012傻弟弟劫持了猫猫; NO.013开局就给跪了; NO.014果然变成小白; NO.015宇宫跨界的执念; NO.016道姑下山有点迟; NO.017开山立派夕恒山; NO.018超危险的厕所; NO.019科学家的蛇皮时间; NO.020突然的肌肤之侵; NO.021克夫的女孩子; NO.022黑暗雨夜奇谭; NO.O23沙雕的成长历; NO.024宅男之苟且熊心; NO.025慌乱的观察论文; NO.026来自第四法则的追杀; NO.027失去的8小时和女朋友; NO.028糙汉之选都是美少女; NO.029儿辞母笑是宇宙定理; NO.030真理宝石和小胖子; NO.031已经被灾难包围了; NO.032分别的礼物是数据块; NO.033让我躺赢，请别翻车; NO.034不安分的总统; NO.035怪物是个大挂逼; NO.036死亡裁判下的尬舞; NO.037微笑登陆时很安翔; NO.038新手武器是根棍; NO.039球场上的黑影; NO.040态度恶劣的抢劫犯; NO.041名箭的证明; NO.042武器开箱又被抢了; NO.043迟到的金手指; NO.044表姐赠英雄; NO.045不能说的秘密; NO.046支线任务的恐吓; NO.047弓手与球员的对决; NO.048沉睡吧女孩; NO.049害臊，就是我的错了; NO.050笑点低的冷笑王; NO.051一百种脱靶的姿势; NO.052挂逼坐上顺风车; NO.053rou鸡的头脑风暴; NO.054会唱歌的小jiejie; NO.055矫情在思绪缝隙倾吐; NO.056熊孩瞌男会引怪; NO.057仓促中的召唤; NO.058年少如狗还不好吃; NO.059陷入重围的思考; NO.060连五毛钱特效都没有; NO.061宝石！施放真实之辉; NO.062回到灾难之前; NO.063来吧！以恶报恶; NO.064有钱人真可怕; NO.065善恶颠倒守道心; NO.066菜鸟检控员的自信; NO.067上辈子到底干了什么; NO.068灾难还是发生了; NO.069女长官太残暴; NO.070失败的进击; NO.071已把女友忘光了; NO.072硬刚和绕路; NO.073情报员的觉悟; NO.074狗急跳不上墙; NO.075真男人发誓; NO.076大人的发泄工具; NO.077颤抖吧！亡者归来; NO.078失去美好不再来; NO.079表演开始; NO.080一切都怪你mama; NO.081清白只值500块; NO.082狗粮赠知己; NO.083危机再起; NO.084女士！请您端庄点; NO.85平凡之人的梦; NO.001鞭子榴莲鸡毛掸子; NO.002黑暗！降临吧; NO.003专业果木栽培和教堂翻新; NO.004要光明！不要黑暗！; NO.005潜龙在渊，飞龙在天; NO.006国王作死也得死; NO.007钢门前列线的防卫队; NO.008需要敬仰的身份; NO.009危城前的机器人; NO.010让女博士崩溃的厕所; NO.011钢铁黎明; NO.012故人到访之惑; NO.013我来了，你却不在; NO.014紧急！防线即将迎敌; NO.015城墙内部; NO.016傻女人和非洲奥特曼; NO.017黑丝也无法拯救你; NO.018千年杀和血指; NO.019医生治疗了活尸奶爸; NO.020meimei，以俏诗之名; NO.021吟游尸人; NO.022想死？竟开房洗meimei; NO.023精心投喂却失败; NO.024很上档次的侍妻之艺; NO.025恰饭后幸福之泪; NO.026骗子多了小助手; NO.027瞎话大王; NO.028污妖又凶又变态; NO.029颤粟吧！猛男; NO.030泪目！吾竞独丑; NO.031彩虹下去游行吧！; NO.032密室之会有怪味; NO.033活尸攻城和凑热闹的人; NO.034小镇上的幸运儿; NO.035无法命中的避弹活尸; NO.036匆匆赶来的大耳光; NO.037一群三缺一的愉快交流; NO.038亡者军团的指挥者; NO.039毒立日计划; NO.040联邦铁壁; NO.041部落之城就由我来守护吧！; NO.042传说与炮火齐飞; NO.043笼中对; NO.044来自超调厅的干探; NO.045输出达到1吨的女友; NO.046老大的未亡人; NO.047meimei！请你一定要醒来; NO.048圣女石666; NO.049生命树的果实; NO.050自杀行动; NO.051贫夫无罪，怀币其罪; NO.052放开我的圣女; NO.053混黑道的猫; NO.054随猫潜入坑; NO.055总统特使想要捣霉; NO.056队长的行动叒失败了; NO.057谁是幸运者; NO.058完全控制不住自己; NO.059跟我一起学猫猫; NO.060一个反派啰啰的觉悟; NO.061meimei是逆鳞呢; NO.062坏蛋基地乱了套; NO.063很安全的安全屋; NO.064你不要过来啊！; NO.065热且危险的小美人; NO.066浪荡的乱入者; NO.067怪物大暴走; NO.68血里有毒？; NO.069戏精的表演; NO.070队长开始了新任务; NO.071究极生物-19; NO.072别说我坏话; NO.073在变态的路上成了VIP; NO.074宇宙捞火锅店里的炒房团; NO.075发现！傲藐小队; NO.076妙鳞的家园; NO.077怪物之冢; NO.078支线君！你又来了！; NO.079御姐是个大骗子; NO.080被抛弃的信徒; NO.081鬼去还不溜; NO.082虫饵维护小队; NO.083女神的落红; NO.084母星！我记得它的味道; NO.085记忆的真假; NO.086没有肚脐并不影响新生活！; NO.087死拒和奉送; NO.088傲藐小队覆灭; NO.089执佐大人登场; NO.090滑入零号基地; NO.091两个小魔头的受害者; NO.092公猫的媚眼术; NO.093少年自有少年翔; NO.094猫狗合体把风人; NO.095别在屎上走来走去; NO.096疯狂的男人谁不怕; NO.097十三级带路党; NO.098复燃的死灰; NO.099我不会开车！; NO.100货车追击战开始; NO.101被逼近了身; NO.102竟然是个快枪手; NO.103穿越霉运黑雾; NO.104审题要仔细; NO.105怪物的好友; NO.106零号基地归零了; NO.107手不要，就剁掉; NO.108黑眼圈配脸，很圆！; NO.109冷笑话之王变凉了！; NO.110谁还没有两个邪教朋友？; NO.111抄了一个巨网; NO.112静下来为什么不看点书; NO.113试比大战; NO.114你们退的是哪一步？; NO.115化干戈为姐妹; NO.116怎么又是你; NO.117队长走得很安祥; NO.118跟女神作对的下场; NO.119可以叫你妈吗？; NO.120讨厌派出的小宠物？; NO.121变态电影院; NO.122凹凸曼转职精英怪; NO.123少女天才救人法; NO.124难道我是受难女侠？; NO.125尽管去弄他的考验; NO.126宅男的梦想; NO.127开疆裂土的荣耀; NO.128又多了一个演员; NO.129能瞄得准一点吗？; NO.130真的找回meimei了; NO.131现在就要孩子太早了！; NO.132公主的政治课; NO.133跪下唱夜太长; NO.134别生气，小心肝！; NO.135靠你的颜值才能活下去; NO.136女王的餐具; N0.137开始互相伤害; NO.138放开我，你们这群蛤蟆！; NO.139铁棒磨针计划小结; NO.140光佑警戒舰，请求通话！; NO.141天降正义; NO.142被污蔑的弱者; NO.143暗中观察; NO.144隐形的变态; NO.145跟偷袭不太配啊！; NO.146帅三秒，丑一世; NO.147污妖王！是你嘛？; NO.148不知道女装吗！笨蛋！; NO.149最终话，掀桌子！; NO.150需要激活的东西; NO.151你的脸在哪儿; NO.152我要拯救世界; NO.153我是那么肤浅的人吗？; NO.154帝国余孽; NO.155难道没喝到热水吗？; NO.156注意击打节奏！; NO.157最后来一首挽歌吧！; NO.158醒来，不会再在此留恋！; NO.001黄风大草原的孩子; NO.002你就死了这条心吧！; NO.003勿与道一，一道也！; NO.004有故事和说故事的人; NO.005再给我吹十块钱的; NO.006明梦道宫第一美人; NO.007万年石塔藏烽火; NO.008只等传人现秘门; NO.009津遗潭前津遗柱？; NO.010海鲜广场前的美食劫！; NO.011神光邪辟空，问血残冤尽！; NO.012掉到钱眼里去了！; NO.013正确的入坑方法; NO.014神秘的迷宫; NO.015没有机会换人; NO.016荒烟城的名菜; NO.017泥麻，退钱！; NO.018这个老朋友，我浇定了！; NO.019队长去传火了; N0.020又多了两种死法！; NO.021我身上有只鬼？; NO.022洞顶上的黑手; NO.023总有一两块松动的吧？; NO.024打不过，就喂饱它们！; NO.025最后的告别; NO.026特名此界，婀娜恣！; NO.027血刻万古长歌; NO.028碑灵去哪了？; NO.029你竟然打脸！; NO.030嫁人？嫁什么人！; NO.031迎风破浪！; NO.032到底是谁的锅？; NO.033被龙拉出来的事总会遇到的！; NO.034大份的麻烦; NO.035属于天空和机甲的人; NO.036天妒英才啊！; NO.037希望你被狗带到他的身边; NO.038光明的传人？; NO.039鬼脸阴风才配我; NO.040说这是水就是水！; NO.041有1000年都不想聊天了; NO.042尸池中央的镇魂铃; NO.043女款器灵？; NO.044掌教和她的长老; NO.045山谷巨像苏醒; NO.046会放出那只老怪哦！; NO.047繁华如梦，疾贫如牢！; NO.048我的掌教太圣洁了！; NO.049丑和菜不是死罪啊！; NO.050我叫瓶子; NO.051不如归去！; NO.052让我给她渡两口阳气！; NO.053道途不渡冥顽心！; NO.054却已苍海桑田; NO.055避弹侠的丰碑; NO.056卖呆的女人; NO.057深藏功与名！; NO.058绿鸟抢怪; NO.059有本事你搬走啊！; NO.060害死我你好换主人吗？; NO.061以后管你叫奶奶！; NO.062这鸟怎么掉色了呢？; NO.063姑娘！你通过我的择偶考验了; NO.064低等女仆红思姬; NO.065叫上百合、妲米和桂枝; NO.066为奴一年，达成！; NO.067愧将酒晕染娇颜！; NO.068来自蟆乐城邦郭氏的召唤; NO.069换上雉彩之衣！; NO.070要丰胸是不可能的！; NO.071灵兽百斩迈丹; NO.072招待公鸡的服务员; NO.073知识改善睡眠; NO.074鸡不动，我不动！; NO.075有没有点奴性修养？; NO.076在我那模糊而又清晰，纷乱而又严整的记忆中; NO.077他们生前无人不服！; NO.078穷鬼谈什么更好的体验？; NO.079灵液贪污犯; NO.080必须先泡个澡再说; NO.081又见辰光之剑！; NO.082白令号上的公主; NO.083谁弄坏了我的老窝; NO.084没有人可以决定我的命运！; NO.085小垃圾，搞偷袭！; NO.086奈何命运多舛; NO.087你还不快把狗屎给我扔掉！; NO.088兽医道德与伦理委员会基本守则; NO.089我帮他们清理了证据！; NO.090宏观宇宙之外的空间气泡; NO.091我想玩一会儿; NO.092天空小鸟号; NO.093混进了可怕的东西; NO.094世界的反面; NO.095主仆二人缘尽于此; NO.096领航者军港的客人; NO.097别开枪哦; NO.098怪物收割队; NO.099桅杆上最好的位置永远是你的; NO.100战鹰，出击！; NO.101呼唤灵兽大人; NO.102奇异的花香; NO.103古老的魔神教; NO.104灵碑大人的甄选; NO.105危机再临; NO.106甲级灵兽的实力; NO.107二尸流浪记; NO.108飞越油门客栈; NO.109大关门弟子; NO.110你的鸟被狗吃了; NO.111继续糟糕的冒险; NO.112捏什么地方都行！; NO.113这个剧情为毛这么熟悉？; NO.114天灾之日; NO.115学生都没有完蛋; NO.116末日的证明; NO.117土肥哲平的天赋; NO.118敬神秘而无奈的命运; NO.119对屎作俑者的批判行动; NO.120现在挖还来得及！; NO.121然后楼就塌了！; NO.122到哪里都是这么风sao; NO.123你答对了; NO.124我原谅他们了; NO.125出来干活了; NO.126鸟首巨怪; NO.127巨兽之死; NO.128今天我要吃鸡; NO.129交出经验值！; NO.130日后出去，专职狩猎; NO.131要怪就怪我这一身本领！; NO.132你有什么看法？; NO.133也该让它休息一下了！; NO.134果然是个电臀！; NO.135干死兽人！征服世界！; NO.136想做王的男人？; NO.137我摸摸她就走; NO.138谁让你是捅娄子专家呢？; NO.139你得舍得; NO.140可怕的战斗鸡; NO.141人类都是rou汁软条; NO.142有种过来单挑啊！; NO.143重新再刷吧！; NO.144对面好像在呼唤我; NO.145别带坏了我meimei！; NO.146说不定我也是王子; NO.147一个微变态; NO.148你这嘴开过光了吧！; NO.149不利于换主人; NO.150你不要死撑了; NO.151这鸡跟你拼命了; NO.152是个纯种虫女王！; NO.153想怎么泡就怎么泡！; NO.154这家伙真是穷得可爱; NO.155我天天都是这么和师傅说话的; NO.156完结撒花了！; NO.157蚊子小硅; NO.158母巢王室建造完成; NO.159虫巢里马屁含量太高了吧！; NO.160虫巢内部忠诚度100%！; NO.161我是一个手无寸铁的女人; NO.162脑袋上的狗吐了; NO.163你还真是个灾星啊！; NO.164码头的光芒; NO.165一起玩笨兔跳跳; NO.166还不是最坏的消息; NO.167拯救行动的主持; NO.168我心痛的是那点点灵液吗？; NO.169愿望就是回到戴富恩城邦; NO.170痛苦就让我一个人承担吧！; NO.171千万别让他狡辩！; NO.172皓灵化形！金色灵体！; NO.173必须紧急排放！; NO.174任务已经完蛋了!; NO.175紧急着陆真是完美！; NO.176保持好这种精神状态！; NO.177记得你还差我工钱！; NO.178你当它是什么名兽吗？; NO.179你的主人似乎不爱你了！; NO.180弱者才作选择！; NO.181你们是来搞笑的吧？; NO.182来自物品栏的问候！; NO.183你给我适可而止吧！; NO.184真是位风sao的男子！; NO.185跟我说：谢谢妮美！; NO.185你们试过暗号没有？; NO.186不拍照，不要拍照！; NO.187带我去开黑！; NO.188总比没有强！; NO.189这小伙真不错！; NO.190最坏的情况发生了; NO.191那我主动一点吧！; NO.192请你别用自己的龌龊的心思来误解别人纯洁的友情; NO.193就在威国城邦之中！; NO.194非要这么大声吗？; NO.195欢迎回到母巢; NO.196用死亡之焰攻击我吧！; NO.197你好有文化！; NO.198哥哥就是大英雄！; NO.199快来打我啊！; NO.200搞出人命来了！; NO.201你给她开过光了吧？; NO.202给我恨劈死这个叛徒！; NO.203女王假日公园; NO.204威国城邦